lmfao tanner you smoke illegal drugs. i see no righteousness
andtannerwaslike:
wtf
tastelorrainebow:
wtf at me or wtf at kate
tastelorrainebow:
or both
secludedxminds:
probably both
secludedxminds:
do you blame him
tastelorrainebow:
i can see that
secludedxminds:
lkmfao
tastelorrainebow:
har har
secludedxminds:
-k
secludedxminds:
hurf
andtannerwaslike:
karma transcends arbitrary manmade laws!
andtannerwaslike:
doing drugs is a-okay!
cr0tches:
truth
secludedxminds:
lmfao
tastelorrainebow:
HURF DURF IS RI ROAD ISLAND HURF DURF
tastelorrainebow:
lmfao
andtannerwaslike:
and im pretty sure emma is down
tastelorrainebow:
i am still lol'ing kate
tastelorrainebow:
what if emma is anti karma
tastelorrainebow:
what if emma believes in science
cr0tches:
tanner is like harry potter and emma is like cho chang
tastelorrainebow:
worst case senario
tastelorrainebow:
wat if she is satanist
tastelorrainebow:
har har har
andtannerwaslike:
i believe in science too
tastelorrainebow:
oiv
tastelorrainebow:
oic even
andtannerwaslike:
but dude, emma is zen'd the fuck out
tastelorrainebow:
i think its the weed
secludedxminds:
emma looks like she hits the bong
tastelorrainebow:
grown by goyle or w/e
cr0tches:
lmfao
andtannerwaslike:
she just likes the good things in life. acting, singing, scuba diving, dancing
secludedxminds:
i would light a bowl with emma
tastelorrainebow:
IN HERBOLOGY
tastelorrainebow:
A HAR HAR HAR
secludedxminds:
why do you know this lmfao
secludedxminds:
LMFAO LOR
andtannerwaslike:
i WILL light a bowl with emma!
tastelorrainebow:
LOL
tastelorrainebow:
omg what if she is offended
andtannerwaslike:
by weed?
tastelorrainebow:
like hey emma wanna go light a bowl and she's like WOTTTTTTTT
tastelorrainebow:
yeah
tastelorrainebow:
what if you misread her
cr0tches:
no bc there's that gif of her
andtannerwaslike:
lol yeah
tastelorrainebow:
i'm just running all the scenarios w/ you tanner. so you can plan ahead
tastelorrainebow:
lmfao
cr0tches:
pretending to rip a joint
andtannerwaslike:
she hits that shit
tastelorrainebow:
what if she smokes crack
tastelorrainebow:
LOL DEAD
andtannerwaslike:
she takes care of it, and passes it to the cameraman
andtannerwaslike:
maybe she does.
andtannerwaslike:
id be into it
andtannerwaslike:
only not rly
cr0tches:
lol crack is like one of those gross drugs
andtannerwaslike:
i bet she's at least TRIED coke
cr0tches:
like meth
secludedxminds:
would you recieve a shotty from her ass?
andtannerwaslike:
idek what a shotty is
tastelorrainebow:
LMFAO
tastelorrainebow:
DYING
secludedxminds:
shotty When someone punts the burning end of a blunt or joint into their mouth and blows into your mouth...you get a huge hit.
tastelorrainebow:
I AM DYING
secludedxminds:
except from her ass
secludedxminds:
LMFAPO
secludedxminds:
PUNTS
secludedxminds:
LMFAO
secludedxminds:
LMFAO
tastelorrainebow:
would you do thizz with her
secludedxminds:
WHEN SOMEONE PUNTS THE BURNING END
cr0tches:
in her ass wat even
andtannerwaslike:
i dont get the ide
secludedxminds:
wat
tastelorrainebow:
yesterday i became aware that if you put thizz in your ass you become smacked within minutes
andtannerwaslike:
but if she knew how to do it right
tastelorrainebow:
IRL EHEHEH
tastelorrainebow:
LMFAO HOW TO DO I RIGHT
secludedxminds:
L M F A O
tastelorrainebow:
DYING
tastelorrainebow:
what if its like some british way
secludedxminds:
THAT OR HER VAG
cr0tches:
omg
secludedxminds:
SHE CAN QUEEF AIR
secludedxminds:
AND BLOW YOU THE SHOTTY
secludedxminds:
WOULD YOU ACCEPT
tastelorrainebow:
OH GOD I AM IN TEARS
secludedxminds:
vile
secludedxminds:
vila
secludedxminds:
-e + a
secludedxminds:
LMFAO WAIT
tastelorrainebow:
...FAIL
andtannerwaslike:
idk it depends
secludedxminds:
REVERSE THE PROBLEM
secludedxminds:
on what circumstance
tastelorrainebow:
tanner say you and her went on a first date and it went well, if she was up to it would you do her
cr0tches:
it depends if he is already high enough to find that not disgusting
andtannerwaslike:
idk really. the period of our relationship, the kind of weed, how high we already are
secludedxminds:
kush
secludedxminds:
purple haze
andtannerwaslike:
hahah yeah, steph's got it
secludedxminds:
HOGWARTS HAZE
secludedxminds:
can't deny that shit
andtannerwaslike:
lol idek those terms yo
secludedxminds:
you'll be tripping off that so hard
andtannerwaslike:
hahaha
tastelorrainebow:
LMFAO
secludedxminds:
is this making you uncomfortable
tastelorrainebow:
HOGWARTS HAZE
tastelorrainebow:
DEAD
secludedxminds:
lmfao
andtannerwaslike:
no
tastelorrainebow:
tanner r u a gryffinwhore
secludedxminds:
okay good
cr0tches:
so how is it living with reems friends
secludedxminds:
LMFAO
secludedxminds:
REEM
secludedxminds:
?
secludedxminds:
WHAT
secludedxminds:
REEM JOB?
andtannerwaslike:
hm?
cr0tches:
idk her full name omg
secludedxminds:
REEM I CALL HER REEM
secludedxminds:
LOL
tastelorrainebow:
o look tanner i did some research for u
secludedxminds:
I DIDN'T KNOW SHE HAD ONE
tastelorrainebow:
two things
andtannerwaslike:
whatd you researvj?
cr0tches:
i think she has a longer name
tastelorrainebow:
Favorite Music: Quote from Emma - Chicks with guitars, all the current pop music and R&B that is played on the radio, my dads old collection (Eric Clapton, BB King, Chuck Berry, etc.) and you get used to Elvis Presley when your mum plays it every time you get into your car
tastelorrainebow:
and
tastelorrainebow:
never go ass to mouth
tastelorrainebow:
HAR HAR HAR IRL
tastelorrainebow:
get current with the pop tanner
andtannerwaslike:
i wonder if she likes rick ross
secludedxminds:
LMFAO
secludedxminds:
LMFAO
secludedxminds:
RICK ROSS
secludedxminds:
THA BOSS
tastelorrainebow:
LMFAOFNAO;HEG;OAWGEHTO
tastelorrainebow:
THA CARTER III
tastelorrainebow:
OR W/E
secludedxminds:
...
andtannerwaslike:
damn right, i fucking love me some rick ross
secludedxminds:
THAT'S LIL WAYNE YOU IMBECILE
tastelorrainebow:
i know different person
andtannerwaslike:
TRILLAAAAAA
tastelorrainebow:
its just the 'tha'
secludedxminds:
usual suspects tho
andtannerwaslike:
i could get her into rilo kiley, then
cr0tches:
ew i forgot i had mascara on and i rubbed my eyes and now it's all over my face
cr0tches:
brb
secludedxminds:
lmfao soml
tastelorrainebow:
OIC ON TEENVOGUE THERE IS A THING THAT SAYS WHAT EMMA LISTENS TO
andtannerwaslike:
i always imagined she was into those kinda-mainstream-but-with-indie-cred bands
tastelorrainebow:
she likes sarah mclachlan irl guffaw
andtannerwaslike:
like fleet foxes
tastelorrainebow:
she likes vampire weekend
andtannerwaslike:
called it
tastelorrainebow:
and elvis
tastelorrainebow:
madonna
tastelorrainebow:
jet
tastelorrainebow:
lenny kravitz
andtannerwaslike:
lol jet
andtannerwaslike:
what year is emma living in?
tastelorrainebow:
o she likes blackstreet
tastelorrainebow:
i approve
tastelorrainebow:
LOL HOT CHIP
tastelorrainebow:
RLY NOW
secludedxminds:
LMFAO BLACKSTREET
secludedxminds:
I KNEW NO DIGGITY BY HEART WHEN I WAS 3
tastelorrainebow:
this is kind of weird she has different categories for songs she listens to
andtannerwaslike:
hot chip is english, shes allowed
tastelorrainebow:
and like one of them is like
tastelorrainebow:
IN HER ROOM
tastelorrainebow:
and it has like hot chip - sexual healing
tastelorrainebow:
and like
tastelorrainebow:
crazy town - butterfly
tastelorrainebow:
lionel richie - all night long
tastelorrainebow:
.........oic watson oic
secludedxminds:
me and her will not be able to sit in a car together
secludedxminds:
maybe for like one song
secludedxminds:
then i'm tucking and rolling
tastelorrainebow:
LOL
andtannerwaslike:
wait
andtannerwaslike:
crazytown? srsly
tastelorrainebow:
emma likes stuff similar to me lol
secludedxminds:
are you getting turned off
tastelorrainebow:
LOL I LIKE THAT SONG /FAG
andtannerwaslike:
U MY BUTTAFLY
tastelorrainebow:
COME COME MY LADY COME COME MY LADY
tastelorrainebow:
BE MY BUTTAFLY
tastelorrainebow:
SUGA
tastelorrainebow:
BB
andtannerwaslike:
SUGA, BABY
secludedxminds:
do you no longer want her downtown shotty
tastelorrainebow:
LOL IRL
secludedxminds:
bend over and puff
tastelorrainebow:
O SHE LIKES NO SCRUBS
andtannerwaslike:
im still down whatevs
secludedxminds:
that's a good man
tastelorrainebow:
nooo i don't want no scrubs
andtannerwaslike:
i can forgive her music taste
tastelorrainebow:
a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
secludedxminds:
hanging on the passenger side of your best friends ride
secludedxminds:
trying to holler at me
secludedxminds:
out*
tastelorrainebow:
its sad that most of the stuff i see on here i listen to
andtannerwaslike:
lol
tastelorrainebow:
what if you meet emma and she's like kate
tastelorrainebow:
not aussie kate, ny kate
secludedxminds:
LMFAO YOU ARE FUCKED IF THAT HAPPENS
andtannerwaslike:
hahah
andtannerwaslike:
well idek!
andtannerwaslike:
we
andtannerwaslike:
would talk about hypothetical sexual shit alot!
tastelorrainebow:
LMFAO
tastelorrainebow:
she'd be like
tastelorrainebow:
BRO TANNA DUDEMAN
tastelorrainebow:
WAT IF U
cr0tches:
LOL
andtannerwaslike:
hahaah
tastelorrainebow:
PUT THE BURNING END OF A JOINT
tastelorrainebow:
LIKE PUNT IT
secludedxminds:
lmfao let's put it this way, you would throw yourself throw a fuckign concrete wall
tastelorrainebow:
YEAH PUNT IT INTO MY MOUTH
secludedxminds:
LMFAO
andtannerwaslike:
hahaha
tastelorrainebow:
YEAH COOL BROMAN
andtannerwaslike:
but she would act in my indie films
tastelorrainebow:
lol if she was like kate, i would die lol'ing forever
secludedxminds:
the sad part is, i am a prude irl lmfao
secludedxminds:
woops
tastelorrainebow:
zing
secludedxminds:
LMFAO LOR
tastelorrainebow:
i would meet her and be ridiculous
tastelorrainebow:
like i am to u kate
tastelorrainebow:
LOL
andtannerwaslike:
lol but awe, i like how all her staged photoshoot pictures are really awkward
andtannerwaslike:
like http://15.media.tumblr.com/OrnV6xNKFpszxt1vsv1b9eWUo1_400.jpg
tastelorrainebow:
that is not very flattering
tastelorrainebow:
her shoulders are heinously broad there
andtannerwaslike:
she just looks real tense and weird
secludedxminds:
what would you do if you took her on a date
secludedxminds:
it was going really well
secludedxminds:
but she got really bad explosive diareah
secludedxminds:
or w/e
secludedxminds:
i cannot spell
tastelorrainebow:
diarrhea*
secludedxminds:
thanks
cr0tches:
why would she tell him that
tastelorrainebow:
np
andtannerwaslike:
take her explosive ass home
tastelorrainebow:
what if it was going really well
tastelorrainebow:
and
tastelorrainebow:
then she
tastelorrainebow:
PULLED OUT HER GUN
tastelorrainebow:
ASKDJFAS;LDFJ LOL
cr0tches:
if i was on a dat and i had diahrrea i wouldn't be lik OMG I HAVE DIAHRREA SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
cr0tches:
*date
andtannerwaslike:
date over! cant date a girl who's into guns
secludedxminds:
omg i would cry so hard
secludedxminds:
lmfao
tastelorrainebow:
lol guns
tastelorrainebow:
my brother's wife is like
tastelorrainebow:
EHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH UZI EHEHEHE
andtannerwaslike:
yeah but im sure youd wanna leave, steph
cr0tches:
my grandma carrys a gun in her purse
secludedxminds:
does she sneak a uzi on an island in her army jacket linin?
tastelorrainebow:
that's hardcore
secludedxminds:
LMFAO
andtannerwaslike:
youd find an excuse
tastelorrainebow:
yeah
cr0tches:
well yeah so i'd just be like 'sorry i gtg'
tastelorrainebow:
road island kate
tastelorrainebow:
LMFAO DEAD
secludedxminds:
LMFAO
tastelorrainebow:
secludedxminds: is ri really road island
tastelorrainebow:
omg i am dying
cr0tches:
her gun is a handgun but it's a really nice looking old timey one idek
